Priests are based on Doc Scratch, everyone's favorite character. You can imagine a bunch of your favorite characters across all the medias that act like Scratch and most times they'll end up being priests too.
The most basic description of a priest that I can give is that they're like a lord with the demeanor of a muse.
A priest's verb is conquer, some may say that would belong to lord but in accordance with the dewdoc that would be command.
As conquerors of their aspect, they can do pretty much whatever they want with it, usually breaking into the archetypes of other classes.
Priests in general (I'm my only reference point) are creatures that love infinite feedback loops. NOT THE CHICKEN AND THE EGG THE EGG CAME FIRST THAT ONES SO EASY.
To my previous statement, I can't exactly say that we LOVE feedback loops. Love is a strong word. Everything is a strong word to a priest.
Priests want everything to do with nothing, nothing to do with everything, and both yet neither of those at the same time.
Please read the doc instead, I would love to not explain priests but you should only listen to what I say because to be honest the doc is very hard to understand due to the vernacular Dewdrop uses and I want the attention.
Probably the most important detail, a priest's biggest enemy is another priest.
A priest is the biggest fish in a pond they haven't even swam to, so seeing another one that could potentially usurp their uncontrol and get more popular is the WORST thing since 9/11 2.
If you want a priest to suck up to you then just be more important than them in any social circle. Be a friendgroup leader, boss, have any sort of talent, own something they like or want.
If a priest sees that they can gain something from interacting with you, they will stick to you like glue and typically fall into using underhanded methods in the process.
The actual most important part of priests is what I said just before. They usually end up being cartoonishly evil people that use tricky schemes and plans to get their way.
Not all of them are bad though, like me. Please be nice to me. I'm a derse priest of heart guys do you like me say yes.
It's simple for a priest to be nice and stuff they just have to realize that it's usually easier later on to stick to the straight and narrow path instead of being actually fucking evil.
The passive counterpart to a priest is a scribe.
A priest's inversion is a muse.
fun fact andrew hussie is a priest too #twinsies
W*STE IS A SLUR
W*STE IS A SLUR
W*STE IS A SLUR
W*STE IS A SLUR
W*STE IS A SLUR
Some people may read this and then disagree and decide that I am some other stupid class.
To those stupid enough to think a thought so stupid I raise you this question:
have you ever thought that i was putting on a fucking mask the whole fucking time you stupid fucking dipshit idiot nimrod dumbass moron